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Dylan Vencill, Your best and only option.

At the age of 6, he was killed, but he lived. and then he single-handedly fixed a burning plane engine while helping a woman give birth. oh yeah, he also made Obama win the election under the mentorship of Corbin, and then he traveled back in time and killed baby Joseph Stalin and helped David Crane come up with Friends and now he has done nothing but teleported bread for three days.  So yea I'm pretty sure he's qualified. 

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